Are you ever going to text me?

This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters.

So many great characters. So many bad impressions.

Jason raves about his latest binge, Big Mistakes.

She looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest.

I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

That's a nice suite.

Sam! You're my number one guy!

Joseph goes against the Brady fans and declares Joe Montana as the GOAT.

Jim and Joseph admit to not getting the big deal made about 2001 Space Odyssey.

How could they leave Chinatown off this list?

How many Oscar nominations has Nicholson earned?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is for all you "little brains".

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout-outs to their funniest, dramatic actors.

The diarrhea scene showed his commitment to comedy.

Yes. We think you're amusing. Especially when you try to say the word "youths".

Don't call him Shirley.

By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

Sharting makes it back to the episode.

The brown-stained jeans was the scariest thing Jim remembers about The Cell.

Which obvious choice doesn't make the circle of trust or the list?

Which Nazi surprised Joseph with how funny he is?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode socks! (Sorry for the bad pun)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph put together a list of their favorite movie and television scenes that feature socks.

Jason gets mugged!

Jim complains about not having any socks without holes from his dog.

Archie was right. You have to put your socks on first before putting on your shoes.

Code 2319!

Jim critiques two iconic film franchises that he has not seen.

Sticky bomb socks.

I like to treat my feet as individuals.

Joseph has some PTSD from being ridiculed for wearing his socks too high.

The guys all admit to sliding (and crashing into things) in their house.

Were Forrest Gump's socks also magical?

Is a stocking a sock?