This week, David resfuses to celebrate anything but Mother's Day, Gavin has teenagers, we miss toddlerhood, we lust after the hottest twink in Germany, and we rank the top three 3's.

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This week, Gavin learns what a "pick me" is, David doesn't take his kid to work, there's no good news in the world, we lust after our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Summer mistakes, and this week we are holding space with Tracy E. Gilchrist, talking about the viral interview that set it all going, what being a journalist in 2026 is like, and what it was like simulating oral sex on a stage in Phoenix, Arizona.

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This week, David gets in a Facebook fight, Gavin takes a family road trip, David can't put his phone down, Russia does something sexy, we rank the top 3 songs that capture parenting, and this week we are joined (again) by the mysterious yet informative Dr. X who talks to us about boys; babies, kids, and teens, and all the disgusting things they do, say, and emit.

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This week, Gavin prefers them small, David can't remember babies, there is no good news this week, we honor our most long-distance DILF, we rank the top 3 gay things that aren't gay, and this week we are joined by writer and West-coaster Maggie Gottlieb who talks to us about having kids later in life, what it's like to win an Emmy, and why, after all of the crap her kid put her through, she's thinking of doing it again.

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This week, David spends spring break amongst the trash, Gavin "goes to a concert," we love sloppy boobs, Gavin reads the bible, we make an apology to our listener, and we round out this week with the top 3 crucifixions.

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This week, David is humiliated, Gavin has the best weekend of his life, David doesn't know what to do during a tantrum, we rank the top 3 worst gay people, and this week we are joined by Danny Bennett, who talks to us about his tutoring company, how to keep phones away from your kids, and answers the easy question "what is the problem with the American education system?"

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This week, David's ego gets knocked down 2 pegs, Gavin's kids are driving, old cartoons are racist, we have *some* good gay news, we rank the top 3 wars, and this week we are joined by podcaster, author, influencer, comedienne, and ray of light Anna Przy who talks to us about her daily affirmations, how NOT to raise your kids, and why she's known as the queen of millennial mental health.

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This week, David says the same thing he's been saying for months, we lust after our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 90's sitcoms, and this week we are joined by actor, producer, Mom, and all around joy Becky Lythgoe as she chats with us about the dramatic entrance of her son, who she really is on the inside, and what is making everyone gayer.

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