Telepathic Ham by Tech Support

written and produced by Ronald Allen Bell and G-Dawg Trading~

I invited them all over I had the perfect plan The party would be perfect talked about across the land

everyone was coming Easter would be all the rage all the party needed was some food to set the stage

my dad was making ribs perhaps a little lamb sweet potatoes and some figs roasted slowly in the pan

it was then I realized I'd forgotten to ask grams but I needed not to call her I just telepathed some ham

Telepathic ham, oh, yes, telepathic ham This wouldn't be the first time that you pulled me from a jam Everyone can just bring something and the day would go as planned, no let's go ahead and make it, a telepathic ham

I had to test my theory, so I called upon my dad as Easter it drew near, he would have a grand ole plan

he asked of who was coming and of what each said they'd bring quick with the answer he was not surprised when ham would be their thing

they'd brought it in the past and all were just in awe so for sure they'd do again that which satisfied our jaws

it was then I'd realized Easter would have gotten jammed if not for old reliable telepathic ham

Telepathic ham, oh, yes, telepathic ham This wouldn't be the first time that you pulled me from a jam Everyone can just bring something and the day would go as planned, no let's go ahead and make it, a telepathic ham