Mike Leon

This is the story of Dan—a high school dropout who plays guitar in a heavy metal band and has a minimum wage job wearing a mouse costume. He's not exactly destined for great things. Then Dan wakes up in another world....

It's crass gun porn filled with fanboy pandering action movie references....

Sid Hansen is a remorseless, death-dealing super-soldier - and he works at Gamestop....

Long ago, there was a princess so fair that every lord and hero in all the land lusted for her heart, so her father did what any reasonable father would—he cut out her heart and placed it in the highest chamber of a secret tower filled with monsters and deadly traps. Those few who were wise...